{"id":53,"date":"2009-02-21T23:09:58","date_gmt":"2009-02-22T04:09:58","guid":{"rendered":"81@http:\/\/www.mortensonfamily.net\/cblog\/"},"modified":"2009-10-28T19:29:46","modified_gmt":"2009-10-29T00:29:46","slug":"optimus-maximus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mortensonfamily.net\/blog\/2009\/02\/21\/optimus-maximus\/53\/","title":{"rendered":"Optimus Maximus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I ever were to sell my kidneys&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.artlebedev.com\/everything\/optimus\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-99 aligncenter\" title=\"Optimus Maximus\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mortensonfamily.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/optimus_maximus_01w1.jpg?resize=300%2C112&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Optimus Maximus\" width=\"300\" height=\"112\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mortensonfamily.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/optimus_maximus_01w1.jpg?resize=300%2C112&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mortensonfamily.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/optimus_maximus_01w1.jpg?w=1000&amp;ssl=1 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.artlebedev.com\/everything\/optimus\">Optimus Maximus<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I ever were to sell my kidneys&#8230; Optimus Maximus<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-techie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortensonfamily.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortensonfamily.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortensonfamily.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortensonfamily.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortensonfamily.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortensonfamily.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":225,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortensonfamily.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions\/225"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mortensonfamily.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortensonfamily.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mortensonfamily.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}